Somewhere out in the vast reaches of space, one Lorem Ipsum had been summoned for a very, very important meeting.
Lorem never looked forward to these. Dealing with the one who had issued the summons was annoying enough on a good day, but having to face her in meatspace meant either something was going very well, or very wrong; and she was either about to get showered in praise or hissed at until she was a faint green smear on the velvet carpet. It was always ...